USEFUL BOX HOMICIDE: Murdering Everyday Materials

I dedicate this exhibition to the two suburban women at News Express who reluctantly helped me cram all these 'treasures' onto their photocopier.

Thank you.

If The Shoe Doesn't Fit...

We've all had 'em...

Shoes that give you blisters...bunions...callouses...

Shoes that cut your toe's circulation off...

I even had a pair of shoes that turned my feet blue black with dye every time I wore them...

What do you do with a shoe that refuses to conform?

Talk to it with reason...

Massage the hardness out of its leather...
Give it a soak to soften it's temper...

and if all else fails...?

(see below)





Michael Jackson's other glove...







Vive la Shoe Revolution!



Might want to check the inside of your shoe before you put it on next time... Leather Cicada?



Ever wondered why you have to take your shoes off when you pass through the airport scanner? Ever wondered what on earth could be making you *BEEP* ...? Who knew you had a ring in your shoe?!

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If The Shoe Fits... Step By Step...

"Step By Step"

New Kids On The Block guide us through the steps taken in dismembering a child's sandal...

Step by step
Ooh baby
Gonna get to you girl

Step by step!

Step by step
Ooh baby
Gonna get to you girl
Step by step
Ooh baby
Really want ya in my world

Hey girl in your eyes
I see a picture of me all the time
(Step)
And girl when you smile You got to know that you drive me wild

Step by step Ooh baby
You're always on my mind
Step by step
Ooh girl
I really think it's just a matter of time

Hey girl can't you see
I got to have you all just for me
And girl yes it's true
No one else will ever do

Step
Step
Step
Step by step

Step one:
We can have lots of fun


Step two:
There's so much we can do


Step three:
It's just you and me


Step four:
I can give you more


Step five:
Don't you know that the time has arrived
Huh!!

Step by step
Don't you know I need you
Step by step
Yes I do girl

Step by step
Ooh baby, you're always on my mind
Step by step
Ooh girl

Really think it's just a matter of time

...

But one may ask, a matter of time until what?

I am sure Natalia will inform us at class tonight when we take the final step in utilizing our dismembered shoe...

Thank you NKOTB...